The Professional Heckler

THE NEXT presidential debate will take place in Cebu on March 20. Here are some suggested but #RejectedDebateQuestions.

1: Kung mawawalan ng wallet ang isa sa inyong lima at isa rin sa inyo ang kumuha, sino ang una mong paghihinalaang nagnakaw nito?

2: Nagbulsa ka na ba kahit isang sentimo man lang mula sa kaban ng bayan? Kung oo, magkano? Kung hindi pa, kailan mo ito balak gawin, and why?

3: Sang-ayon ba kayo sa pahayag ni Manny Pacquiao na ang mga lesbian at bading na gumagawa ng “homosexual acts” ay “mas masahol pa sa hayop?” Demonstrate.

4: Kapag biglang tumirik ang siksikang MRT na iyong sinasakyan one rush hour Monday, do you expect us to believe you’ll take the MRT on a rush hour Monday? Bonus question: Saang station kaya titirik ang MRT? Cite statistics.

5: Matapos ideklarang unconstitutional ng Supreme Court ang ‘pork barrel,’ sino sa mga kakilala…

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Sunlight/Moonlight (or No, It’s Not What You Might Think)


Nintendo just announced its latest offering in the Pokemon franchise.  It’s called Pokemon Sun and Pokemon Moon.  Here be the announcement video:

I’m sure I’m going to enjoy these versions as much as I enjoyed the earlier editions of the games (and in the cases of X/Y and Alpha Sapphire/Omega Ruby, still enjoying).  But right now, all I can think of in relation to all this is THIS:

Pokemon Sun – “Kapangyarihan ng Araw!

Pokemon Moon – “Sa Ngalan ng Buwan!

Yes. I know, my strong inclination for magical girls is showing.  But who cares anyway.

Fight like a girl, by all means!


Just spotted this over at Tumblr.  IT JUST GOT BETTER.


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The Professional Heckler

AVID SUPPORTERS and defenders of Manny Pacquiao scored the media for uploading a shorter version of his controversial “Masahol pa sa hayop” interview. The shorter version, they claim, made it appear that Pacquiao was completely ignorant and bigot – compared to the longer version which showed that Pacquiao was completely ignorant and bigot.

Members of a Born Again Christian group in Cebu City torched a pile of Nike shoes in protest of Nike’s decision to drop Manny Pacquiao as endorser. When sought for reaction, Nike said, “We’re really busy right now. But we promise to ignore them some other time. Thank you.”

Reports say a pastor led the burning of a pile of Nike shoes in protest of Nike’s decision to sever ties with Manny Pacquiao. This latest development has saddened local Nike employees, LGBT groups, and Brian Poe Llamanzares.

Presidential Debate
The first presidential debate was held Sunday…

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The Professional Heckler

Last Sunday, Vice President Binay was reportedly booed after he was introduced by suspended Mayor Michael Rama at the formal opening of the Sinulog Grand Parade in Cebu City. Binay almost stole the show.

Reports say the booing prompted the Vice President to just greet the crowd instead of delivering a prepared speech. His decision to cut it short got the loudest applause.

In September 2015, Vice President Binay met with Nationalist People’s Coalition leaders and presented his plans for his first 100 days. Last Monday, it was the turn of presidential aspirant Rodrigo Duterte to talk about his platform. He met with NPC leaders and detailed his plans for the first 100 bodies.

Guia for Mar
San Juan City Mayor Guia Gomez, partner of former president and Manila Mayor Joseph Estrada has endorsed the presidential bid of Mar Roxas. The five other presidential candidates are not worried…

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My 2015 Year-End Review: A Playlist

Here’s looking back to my year that was, and hoping for the best for the coming year.

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Because Reasons: A List of Random Things That I’m Thankful For

  • Cups of coffee when I need them.
  • My current work.
  • The family dog, for her over-all amazing personality.
  • Relatively easy access to healthcare.
  • Cheese.
  • Ms Lynda Carter.
  • Science, for still being amazing after all this time.
  • Bus rides, in spite of the now-usual heavy traffic.
  • The internet.
  • Also, cats.
  • Heneral Luna, and the fandom that sprouted in the aftermath.
  • Cinnamon buns…
  • … and the aroma thereof.
  • Bicycles, even if I can’t ride one to save my life.
  • The thoroughly adorkable Osric Chau.
  • tumblr, for the feels when I can’t even
  • Our pretty gardens.  Both of them.
  • Food, food, glorious food!
  • Al V. Esben, for gracing us with both booty AND brains.
  • Nintendo, and…
  • … Pokemon! (Yes, it qualifies as a separate entry.)
  • Friendships, because they are, indeed, MAGIC.
  • 月に変わって、お仕置きよ!
  • Adele.
  • The lovely platypus, for providing evidence that God has a sense of humor.
  • J. R. R. Tolkien
  • Family, for being there whether I needed them or not.
  • Cakes.
  • Rainy Sunday mornings.
  • THIS epic little bit of epicness of epic proportions.
  • Gene Roddenberry, a.k.a. The Great Bird of the Galaxy
  • My half-dozen pillows.
  • The number 42, for life, the universe, and everything.
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Quick Post – A Smooth Cover Indeed

Just a quick in-and-out post to share the awesomeness that is Yuko Watanabe’s instrumental cover of Michael Jackson’s Smooth Criminal:

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